I suck at stories

I have no idea what I'm doing here. I tell horrible stories. That's not saying the stories I tell are of horrible things or events, it is to say that I seriously suck at the art of story-telling. I dunno, I tend to get all excited and forget parts of the story or go on some irrelevant tangent about something that barely has a casual tie to the whole point of my shpiel. Either way, when I'm done telling people about things that have happened to me or things I've done, they sit there and roll their eyes and usually say 'ok'. That's the point where I give my standard apology and say that I suck at story telling.

I hope I'm a better writer, which brings me to this blogging thing. I have thoughts that are usually funny and here I have the benefit of time...and the backspace key.

So as I continue on with my new internet-based life I hope you enjoy my (edited) stories and I apologize in advance if they suck. Just don't ask me for your time back, it's your own fault you came here anyway.